Topic of the day

What not to say if someone steps on your sneakers

Thanks for that, it adds character to it

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Bucket list

A picture has 1000 words?

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What not to say on a first date

I like my eggs scrambled, over easy or fertile

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When no homo goes wrong

"yo you trying to go out and get some girls dog?"

Na I'm good, no homo.

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Picture this

I know what your thinking

Watch what you do

You never know who is watching.

Topic of the day

Compliments you give when you see a baby that isn't "cute"

He/she looks just like you.

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Things people do out of the ordinary on a rainy day

Let me get two plastic bags for my shoes

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Things your Mom said to you when you were younger that you do/will say

Don't worry about what this food is just now it will make a tird

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Election Day

Going to @ClubOnyxPhilly tonight to watch the polls/poles.

Random thought

I bet people that speak in sign language give great hand jobs.

Topic of the day

Excuses people give to have a drink at any point in the day.

That evil co worker spoke to my for the first time today. Happy hour after work.

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Myths/urban legends that Blow your mind

She can't get pregnant if she's on top

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Have you ever...

...saw a girl so fine you would let her fart under the blanket and then lift it up so you can enjoy the scent.

Topic of the day

Pick up lines that fail

Hello my name is AJ DUNK nice to meet you.

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