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When you wish you were that celebrity that people say you look like

I was in five below and when an employee saw me he went over the loud speaker and said "o shoot john legend is up in here shopping"

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Most interesting thing you got for Christmas

I got a happy st Patrick's day card tapped to a chocolate Easter bunny.

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The originals

Game recognize game

The pre game

I found every ladies dream.

I can't make this up

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What was going through PAC Mans mind while he was down for the count

I'm bringing planking back

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Sit still or move?

Just tell me

Are you speaking my language?

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Excuses why you can only text and not talk

Sorry cant talk I used up all my anytime minutes so I can just text right now.

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Don't believe everything you see

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What not to say to a lady with a lace front.

Your shape up is tight, but why did they make it so round

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Need help?

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How to get your insurance to pay for damages:

Hi I'm calling to get my roof fixed, ever since Santa came it started leaking like crazy

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What not to say if someone steps on your sneakers

Thanks for that, it adds character to it

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Bucket list

A picture has 1000 words?

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What not to say on a first date

I like my eggs scrambled, over easy or fertile

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When no homo goes wrong

"yo you trying to go out and get some girls dog?"

Na I'm good, no homo.

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Picture this

I know what your thinking

Watch what you do

You never know who is watching.

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Compliments you give when you see a baby that isn't "cute"

He/she looks just like you.

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Things people do out of the ordinary on a rainy day

Let me get two plastic bags for my shoes

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Things your Mom said to you when you were younger that you do/will say

Don't worry about what this food is just now it will make a tird

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Election Day

Going to @ClubOnyxPhilly tonight to watch the polls/poles.

Random thought

I bet people that speak in sign language give great hand jobs.

Topic of the day

Excuses people give to have a drink at any point in the day.

That evil co worker spoke to my for the first time today. Happy hour after work.

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Myths/urban legends that Blow your mind

She can't get pregnant if she's on top

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Have you ever...

...saw a girl so fine you would let her fart under the blanket and then lift it up so you can enjoy the scent.

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Pick up lines that fail

Hello my name is AJ DUNK nice to meet you.

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Topic of the day

Halloween costumes you might want to think twice about

Sandy the squirrel from Spongebob with a surf board

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Random Fact

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

My random fact:

You can't say odontophobia without having your teeth touch your lips.

Hope you don't bite through your lip.

Topic of the week

Lil Wayne lyrics that should not have been said

F is for phenomenal

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Things you didn't know about president Barack Obama

Every suit he has ever worn while in office has been FUBU

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Text messages you hate to wake up to

I don't know what's wrong with me I woke up this morning feeling sick and throwin up.

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Thoughts of a Sneakerhead

If you could not find the funny yesterday

If it was a little difficult for you to spot the funny yesterday have no worries. This right here will be easy to point out.

You ever wish you could switch places with someone? I don't know if these people wanted to but I took the liberty of doing it for them.

Can you spot the funny?

A Picture worth 1000 views

Topic of the day

Movie characters that should come together to make a movie.

Jim Carey and Simba should come together and make a movie called The Lying King.

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Try to understand me?!

I believe that there is funny in EVERYTHING, it is all about how you look at things.  

For example:  A guy recently was in a contest where he had to eat a great deal amount of roaches in order to get a snake.  Most people look at the story as being sad because the guy ending up dying from the amount of bacteria his body endured because of the quantity of roaches he ate.  

The funny that i found in this story was the fact that they are conducting an autopsy and waiting on the results to determine the cause of his death.  In the article they said he was the life of the party and they lost count of how many roaches he consumed.  You could have saved time, money, and the wait from the autopsy.  HE DIED FROM THE DAMN ROACHES.  

I bet the people performing the autopsy were in the room like "Yo this guy has me coming in to work on my day off just to tell people he died from something they already know.  I got something for his ass, imma put my name right in his will to own that $850 python he won.  In remembrance of him i will name him Roach."

"Laughter is always in style." -AJ DUNK-

Introduction

Welcome to the life of AJ DUNK *all caps* hope you enjoy.


"Laughter is always in style."